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A while back I said I wanted to give away a couple of sexercise equipments but no one wanted. Ms Lenglui suggested that I should try selling them on eBay and maybe I could get some money from them so I gave eBay a go…

Well I have to thank Ms Lenglui for the suggestion because I managed to sell one of the machines; a sexercise bike for $50! Cheap cheap but $50 is still money, best of all that sexercise bike wasn’t mine in the first place! WAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

The bike I think belonged to my mother-in-law before handed down to Terese’s sister-in-law and then Terese took it off her. Since then it’s been cluttering in my house taking up space until I sold it. People get sucked into buying sexercise machines everyday by the glamorous models in sexy Lycra working their sweaty bodies on the machines on TV. So every Ah Pek and Ah Soh see they got chance to look that good all want to buy. When they first bought they will be very disciplined in the beginning but after a week or so they will never use them again. So the machines just get put away in a corner of the house gathering dust for many many years before they got sold for a fraction of what they were paid for. So aunties and uncles sekalian, before you go and buy that sexercise machines you saw on TV last night with that sexy hiaw hiaw models riding on think again if you will actually going to look like them onot before you waste your money ya. Better give me the money and I’ll tell you how young and sexy you are without even doing any sexercise!

That sexercise bike is the first item I’ve ever sold on eBay, I think I will sell summore stuff on it now that I’m sucked in by the money from eBay liao. I got another sexercise machine I’ll be putting it up and then my old computers lah, game consoles lah, pre-loved playboy magazines lah, slightly used sex toys lah…

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I had the best weekend ever! That explains the lack of update but who wants to be blogging when you could enjoy the best weekend like I did. The greatest weekend started on Friday afternoon; we were invited by a friend of ours to spend the weekend up in his private island in Queensland!

Not only that but we got to flew up there in his private Lear Jet! Never in my entire life would I ever be able to fly in a private Lear Jet so this was a opportunity of a lifetime. We really got to live like the rich and famous with people serving us food and drinks on the plane while we made the flight to Queensland.

We managed to arrive at my friend’s private island just before dusk and there was already a party starting. A lot of our friends have also arrived and we were all in for a real treat this weekend. Imagine white soft sand on the beach with clear blue sea, scuba diving and watching girls lying topless on the beach!

Well at least that would’ve been a great weekend for me if what you’ve just read were true. Instead I had the quietest weekend at home not doing anything remotely interesting. I just wanted to see how many of you actually read the entire post before commenting. Don’t angry me ya! Hehehehehehe…

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The work that I do is seasonal; there are times of the year when we’ll get extremely busy and then there will be times when it gets really quiet. Like my ex-Kiamsiap Boss used to say; It’s either a feast or a famine. When I was working for him I used to love it when it got quiet. It meant I had nothing to do but blog in the office all day! But now that I’m my own Kiamsiap Boss I feel differently to quiet days.

For the past couple of months we’ve been busy; not overly busy but enough to keep us working at a steady pace. Then starting yesterday it sort of slows down, I had no work to do all day today and normally with days like this I would rejoice but not today. Today I started to worry, what if it keeps on like this? Of course I’m just overly worried over nothing because like before we always had days like these and then work will pick up again. Before you know it we’ll be complaining there’s too much work! It really is like what my ex-Kiamsiap Boss used to say; a feast or a famine. But in my situation now I’d rather the feast last forever!

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Today I got to go out for the first time in a long time. This job does requires I run errands like picking up and dropping off jobs from my clients so it’s good to get out every now and then. This way I don’t feel like a mushroom cooped up in the office/home everyday and get a chance to interact with clients; touch base with them, angkat kaki them, hoo lampah a bit or what we call it here as ‘pissing in their pockets’!

With any business it is most important to have regular clients while you keep working on getting new ones. But the problem with regular clients is that they tend to take their sweet sweet time paying you. Most of them will try to pay you once a month even though I invoice them once a week. So for the last 2 weeks of work I’ve done for them I won’t be expecting to get paid till a month later. In the mean time I have to tighten my belt and eat maggi mee everyday with water.

Those clients that only come to see me once in a blue moon I will try to get the money from them right after the work’s been done and most of them have no problem with that. Like tomorrow I am expected to get paid from this client who pays quick but unfortunately she’s not regular in her works. But at least I’ll be getting my first pay cheque. Yoohoo! Can afford to eat rice liao!

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Today marks the first day of work for me…at home, in my underwear. I woke up late, never mind…no one to tell me off. Go downstairs make coffee, turn on the computers, watch the morning show on TV, log on to networks, made breakfast, check email, eat breakfast. Seems like my work and life have blended into one, it’s a blur where my private life ends and my working life begins. A strange sensation.

My first day working from home went really well. I had the radio on for the first time while working. Did some work before going back into the kitchen to raid the pantry again. Did summore work before Oprah came on so I had one eye on my computer screen and the other on the TV. Did a bit more work before reading a blog or two. Work summore, go diss someone on their blogs. Work summore again and it’s time for lunch. Where did the morning go?

After lunch watch summore daytime TV. Back to work before I sat in the backyard soaking up the winter sun. So shiok can die lidat. Did more work before play Wii. Before you know it the end of the working day is near. Surprisingly I’m more productive at home even though I take intermittent breaks every now and then. I even did all that’s needed to be done and more so tomorrow I can relax even more. I think I can get used to this…oops, me balls hanging out of me Y-front. So embarrassing.

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